Lyrics

Tears On My Spreadsheet Over You
Bill Shipper

I tried my best through Finance class this morning
But the numbers couldn’t keep you off my mind.
Cause what you did to me/ Really hurt my equity
And now I’ve got a deficit on my heart’s bottom line

2. You said my mind was a standard deviation
And my future value wasn’t worth a damn
Then you announced to me/ I was a liability
You surely can depreciate a man

CHORUS
Now I’ve got tears on my spreadsheet over you
My laptop keys are soggy and I don’t know what to do
My revenue’s behind/ Cause you’re still on my mind,
I’ve got tears on my spreadsheet over you!

3. You fell on me with exponential smoothing
Capitalized my interest right away
But the cash you spent on me/ You expensed as R & D
Cause all you really wanted was a one night ROA.

We fell in love the first thing in September
Living on the margins from the start
Now here it is the cold of November
And your financial footprint just stomped upon my heart! /

4. Well now our love’s got zero salvage value
And you over-analyzed the reason why
But since our merger’s through/ All I got to say to you
Honey, you can kiss my assets goodbye!!

CHORUS
No more tears on my spreadsheet over you
My screen is foggy and I don’t know what to do
My revenue’s behind/ Cause you’re still on my mind,
I’ve got tears on my spreadsheet over you!
I’ve got tears on my spreadsheet over you!