Bill Shipper

Lyrics

Well, hello, my name is Tommy
And that lady is my Mommy
Who is sitting and is reading over there
But there’s a spider in the corner
And I think I’d better warn her
Cause it’s slowly getting closer to her chair

But I don’t think I will try it
'Cause she told me to be quiet
And she told me to be still and just look sweet
But there’s a spider in the corner
And I think I’d better warn her
Because now it’s crawling closer to her feet

Chorus
And I really really don’t know what to do-oo-oo (2x)
Cause there’s a spider in the corner
And I think I’d better warn her
But I really really don’t know what to do

But if I tell her, fella,
Then I think I’ll have to yell an’
I’ve been told I must not yell or plead or beg
But there’s a spider in the corner
And I think I’d better warn her
Cause that hairy thing might crawl upon on her leg

Oh, that spider’s really hairy
And it’s ugly and it’s scary
And I’m going to jump and run from so much fright
Yes, I might be acrophobic but I fear that it will grow big
And will eat my mommy up in just one bite Chorus

Well, it’s surely getting nearer
Now I’m filled with so much fear or
Maybe hyperventilation, wouldn’t you?
There’s a spider in the corner
And I think I’d better warn her
Because now the spider’s crawling on her shoe

Should I dial 911
So a policeman with his gun
Will come and blast that creepy bug to smithereens
Do you think it’s an emergency
Or an emerging urgency
Or crisis which is somewhere in between? Chorus (2X)

MOMMY!!!!
Oh,…never mind, it ran away!