From the album Dirty Data

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Lyrics

Too Tired to Check My Facebook
Bill Shipper

I’m too tired to check my Facebook tonight
I’ll trust that all my friends are still alright
You know it just keeps me up too late
Reading all those stupid updates
Too tired to check my Facebook tonight.

Well, I will not know your status
Or if the picture of your cat is
Cuter than the spaghetti eating babies
From the night before.
I may not check my Facebook anymore.

The things you feel are important I won’t dispute
Like Britain has talent, the Yankees suck,
And your neighbor’s nephew’s boss’s dog is cute
I’m just too tired to check Facebook tonight.

I’m gonna stay in this ornery position
Till enough people sign my petition
And join the group “I’m too tired to check Facebook tonight”.
You can call me a neo-luddite
And say there goes the online neighborhood-ite
But I think we’ve forgotten what leisure time’s really for
So I may not check my Facebook anymore.

Now, I’m not trying to be anti-social
I think Myspace has its place
You call me friendless or linked out
But please don’t call me anti-face!

Just too tired to check Facebook tonight.

I’m too tired to check my Facebook,
Too broke to face my checkbook,
Too tired to check my Facebook tonight.

I’m too tired to check my Facebook tonight.
I’m just too tired to check my Facebook tonight.