Bill Shipper

Lyrics

Just in Time Love
Bill Shipper

Well I knew I was in trouble right from the start
I got a high tech mind but a low tech heart
I sent out a plea on the internet
But I never dreamed the response I’d get
Consultant needed! Help me, I hurt! In walks an intern in a mini skirt.

Well, she ran through the numbers just to see what she could see,
Stripped down all the costs right there in front of me.
She mapped out the process right down the line,
My palms started sweating when she got to throughput time.
She said, you’re the classic case that I’ve been reading of
What I recommend is Just-in-Time Love

Just-in-Time Love
Just-in-Time Love
She said, you’re the classic case that I’ve been reading of
What I recommend is Just-in-Time Love

I said how do you do it? She said leave that up to me.
It wasn’t for nothin I got a business degree.
You analyze, optimize, let your feelings go!
Get between the spreadsheets and then you take it real slow.

Just-in-Time Love
Just-in-Time Love
Put one figure under and the other above
And the ratio resulting is Just-in-Time Love

She came right on with a strategic move
Sensitivity analysis put me in the groove
Market penetration, open systems, all the rest
Vertical integration, I liked that the best
The marketing push went and gave me a shove
The night I learned about Just-in-Time Love.

Just-in-Time Love
Just-in-Time Love
The marketing push went and gave me a shove
The night I learned about Just-in-Time Love.

The appointment was over, but I begged for more
She picked up her laptop and headed for the door.
I said you can’t leave me! Help me write my action Plan!
She said, use your power point and do it like a man!
I said thanks for the advice and thanks for the thrill
She said, don’t thank me yet, you ain’t got my bill!

Just-in-Time Love
Just-in-Time Love
I said thanks for the advice and thanks for the thrill
She said, don’t thank me yet, you ain’t got my bill!

Just-in-Time Love
Just-in-Time Love
Put one figure under and the other above
And the ratio resulting is Just-in-Time Love
The ratio resulting is Just-in-Time Love.
The ratio resulting is Just-in-Time Love.