Bill Shipper

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Portfolio Lover
Bill Shipper

In my Black Book I keep a lot of numbers
I keep some tables and charts
And I keep track of all my investments
Like who has what share of my heart

I am a Portfolio Lover
These days you must diversify
But in my chart of lovers
You’ll always have the biggest slice of pie

Now and then I might take too much stock in cosmetics
Or go for some fly by night company
But I always come back to fundamentals, baby,
And your ratios still look good to me.

I am a Portfolio Lover
They say you’ve got to diversify
But in my chart of lovers
You’ll always have the biggest slice of pie

Well I heard you found your majority investor
Your white knight came through I’m told
Well I’m still gonna maintain my position
Cause you’ve got the kind of assets I really want to hold

I am a Portfolio Lover
They say you’ve must diversify
But don’t worry, babe, in my chart of lovers
You’ll always have the biggest slice of pie

I am a Portfolio Lover
They told me I’ve got to diversify
But in my chart of lovers
You’ll always have the biggest slice
One of each is twice as nice
You’ll always have the biggest slice of pie.